Sunday, November 25, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Kerry Speech Tasered Douchebag
that guy deserved it. the entitled "I didnt do anything" shit dick.
he wanted his 15 mins and is getting 15 secs.
how he thought he could for the most part resist arrest and get away with it and struggle to get away from police is completely insane. he is a hippy and I hate hippies. he is a crying douche and thought his actions would come with no repercussions.
this has nothing to do with first amendment rights.....he is a babbling douche who wanted to make the nightly news. he got his questions out and then he took too long and they cut his mic. they then gave him a chance to leave and didnt and had to me removed. he was a public disturbance and took advantage of an interaction allowed by whatever university he was at and caused a public disturbance and was taken care of. he had an agenda when he went there and that was that. he didnt want to ask any real question. this was all a piss poor act. he was probably coddled by his mammy when he was a lil boy and whined and cunted all throughout his youth and he tried to do it in real life and big boy got owned.
that taser should have been a glock.
since people bitched that there was no video goodness here you go...fucking two of them...for you duder.
he wanted his 15 mins and is getting 15 secs.
how he thought he could for the most part resist arrest and get away with it and struggle to get away from police is completely insane. he is a hippy and I hate hippies. he is a crying douche and thought his actions would come with no repercussions.
this has nothing to do with first amendment rights.....he is a babbling douche who wanted to make the nightly news. he got his questions out and then he took too long and they cut his mic. they then gave him a chance to leave and didnt and had to me removed. he was a public disturbance and took advantage of an interaction allowed by whatever university he was at and caused a public disturbance and was taken care of. he had an agenda when he went there and that was that. he didnt want to ask any real question. this was all a piss poor act. he was probably coddled by his mammy when he was a lil boy and whined and cunted all throughout his youth and he tried to do it in real life and big boy got owned.
that taser should have been a glock.
since people bitched that there was no video goodness here you go...fucking two of them...for you duder.
Friday, July 27, 2007
New evidence that not all brown people are smart!
Beware, that guy right there might be your tech support!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Rice Cakes
Flavored rice cakes are delicious. Unless they are onion/garlic flavored but I digress. This is about oh so much more then just rice cakes. This has to do with me jerking off on a rice cake and feed it to a girl who is tied up (completely at her own discretion) and ball gagged.
Lets set the stage here fellas. Me...a 200 lb'er...15 empty molson ice bottles and no dignity.
From my pantry I take out a brandy new package of Quaker Oats Rice cakes. Such delight in my eyes. Like a boy at Christmas awaiting a tickle me Elmo. Rubbing my bag with the package...what a sight to behold.
Enter tied up fat girl. Sitting there crying with joy. Eyeliner running down her fat cheeks. What a glorious sight. Her lips quivering because I may or may not have mad the ball gag too tight...who knows.
I pry out the first rice cake. Such a dirty rice cake...naughty...about to be deflowered.
I smack the rice cake on her head like you would a Frisbee to a dogs head. I start to forcibly rub my cock on a fold of fat on her back...oh so erotic. Rub it on her ear grease...you get the picture...a whole lot of porno sexiness...all with her consent because she is a fat girl and you know what fat girls have to do? Please guys sexually because that is all they have to offer this world and they should kill themselves if they don't put out. But again..I digress.
After I made a noose of her greasy fat girl hair I repeatedly fuck the loop I made of her hair. Feels OK. But I want the money shot so I'm back to the stubbly arm pit. I'm a real man.
A few more tears of joy from her and my now oniony stinking bag no smelling like Limburger and onions and remove the ball gag and jerk off with her mouth, utilizing her ears like handlebars and since her arms are tied up she is helpless...again....all her idea not mine.
I'm about to come to fruition. I grab the tasty rice cake. I rub wiener on the top of rice cake. I deposit seminal load on top of rice cake. I look at it and bask in the glory that is my sweaty belly. God I'm sexy. Hmmm...it seems the load is running off the sides of the rice cake...we cannot have this. I then shove the rice cake into the fat girls mouth and hold her nose and mouth closed so she can enjoy it.
Moral of the story? Fat girls will eat anything.
Lets set the stage here fellas. Me...a 200 lb'er...15 empty molson ice bottles and no dignity.
From my pantry I take out a brandy new package of Quaker Oats Rice cakes. Such delight in my eyes. Like a boy at Christmas awaiting a tickle me Elmo. Rubbing my bag with the package...what a sight to behold.
Enter tied up fat girl. Sitting there crying with joy. Eyeliner running down her fat cheeks. What a glorious sight. Her lips quivering because I may or may not have mad the ball gag too tight...who knows.
I pry out the first rice cake. Such a dirty rice cake...naughty...about to be deflowered.
I smack the rice cake on her head like you would a Frisbee to a dogs head. I start to forcibly rub my cock on a fold of fat on her back...oh so erotic. Rub it on her ear grease...you get the picture...a whole lot of porno sexiness...all with her consent because she is a fat girl and you know what fat girls have to do? Please guys sexually because that is all they have to offer this world and they should kill themselves if they don't put out. But again..I digress.
After I made a noose of her greasy fat girl hair I repeatedly fuck the loop I made of her hair. Feels OK. But I want the money shot so I'm back to the stubbly arm pit. I'm a real man.
A few more tears of joy from her and my now oniony stinking bag no smelling like Limburger and onions and remove the ball gag and jerk off with her mouth, utilizing her ears like handlebars and since her arms are tied up she is helpless...again....all her idea not mine.
I'm about to come to fruition. I grab the tasty rice cake. I rub wiener on the top of rice cake. I deposit seminal load on top of rice cake. I look at it and bask in the glory that is my sweaty belly. God I'm sexy. Hmmm...it seems the load is running off the sides of the rice cake...we cannot have this. I then shove the rice cake into the fat girls mouth and hold her nose and mouth closed so she can enjoy it.
Moral of the story? Fat girls will eat anything.
Monday, July 16, 2007
What the Catholic Church is Really All About
Louis CK did some dynamite research for this video. It is a very informative and funny short about what the Catholic Church really does.
Just remember catholics... all those bibles are printed on the shit from the priests who fuck boys in the ass.
Enjoy.
Just remember catholics... all those bibles are printed on the shit from the priests who fuck boys in the ass.
Enjoy.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Knocked Up Abortion Talk
Just sit back and bask in the hilarity of this guys situation. Judging from some of the comments posted on the site I stole got this video from it was not in the movie as shown in theaters. Goddamn pro lifers ruining not only perfectly good medical practices but my and many other guy's "out." Don't these stupid pro life people just realize they are promoting women's violence if they get what they wish for? Idiots.
Enjoy. Happy 4th.
Enjoy. Happy 4th.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
je ne sais qua
When I'm feeling down I like to beat off to this video... I know it seems lame but one day when we're all dead people will refer to this guy as a musical visionary.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Fuck Shit Cock Etc.
I don't normally fall under the pussyesque spell of corporate America, but in this case sign me right the fuck up.
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